She told me that I
shouldn’t spend
my last ten bucks
on a lottery ticket.
I said, “fuck that.”
And then I spent
my last ten bucks
on a lottery ticket.
She called me stupid.
I called her a cunt.
Then I scratched off
the ticket.
“Ha!” I yelled,
and I shoved
the ticket in her face.
I won twenty bucks.
DEAD RED FISH
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Lou Rasmus is an independent author from Chicago, IL. His works are largely focused on exploring the meaning of life – or lack thereof – while the themes of love, relationships, and self-loathing are also central to many of his stories.
His upcoming novel, Primrose Isle, will be his third self-published title. Grapefruit Juice, a collection of bitter poems and short stories, and DEAD RED FISH, his semi-autobiographical debut novel about a young man coming to age on a road trip with his childhood friends, are also available on Amazon.
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Nice. That’ll teach her. Now you can buy two more 😜
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fuck yeah
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Mouahahahahaha Sometimes good ol’ Murphy has to take sides 😉
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haha sometimes it does
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So does the end justify the means or is she upset you called her a cunt? Did you prove anything? What if you lost would she ever shut up about it? I think I’m on my way to a coffee shop with a bottle of whiskey and will buy some lotto tickets at the 7-11 as well. Maybe I’ll get laid if I pretend I am you.
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i dont know what it means. just something that happened.
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❤️😊
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Its great when that happens!
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it is. just too bad it doesnt happen a lot
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Face it – you were writing about what happened to me weren’t you? Except I won sweet Fanny Adams.
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haha you got it
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Another Lou Classic!!!
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haha thank you
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So welcome.
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Lol, winner winner chicken dinner!!! Congrats!!
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haha thank you
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Good on ya!
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yeah, thank you
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Ten’ll get ya twenty-happens every time!
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Haha Great. As usual.
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thanks Jay
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That’s more than I’ve ever won.
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have to play to win. ive lost a lot
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That’s classic
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haha thanks
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