Lottery Ticket

She told me that I
shouldn’t spend
my last ten bucks
on a lottery ticket.
I said, “fuck that.”
And then I spent
my last ten bucks
on a lottery ticket.
She called me stupid.
I called her a cunt.
Then I scratched off
the ticket.
“Ha!” I yelled,
and I shoved
the ticket in her face.
I won twenty bucks.


DEAD RED FISH

25 responses to “Lottery Ticket”

  1. Nice. That’ll teach her. Now you can buy two more 😜

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    1. fuck yeah

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  2. Mouahahahahaha Sometimes good ol’ Murphy has to take sides 😉

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    1. haha sometimes it does

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  3. So does the end justify the means or is she upset you called her a cunt? Did you prove anything? What if you lost would she ever shut up about it? I think I’m on my way to a coffee shop with a bottle of whiskey and will buy some lotto tickets at the 7-11 as well. Maybe I’ll get laid if I pretend I am you.

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    1. i dont know what it means. just something that happened.

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  4. Its great when that happens!

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    1. it is. just too bad it doesnt happen a lot

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  5. Face it – you were writing about what happened to me weren’t you? Except I won sweet Fanny Adams.

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    1. haha you got it

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  6. Another Lou Classic!!!

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    1. haha thank you

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  7. livinglifesplendidly26 Avatar
    livinglifesplendidly26

    Lol, winner winner chicken dinner!!! Congrats!!

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    1. haha thank you

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    1. yeah, thank you

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  8. Ten’ll get ya twenty-happens every time!

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  9. Haha Great. As usual.

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    1. thanks Jay

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  10. That’s more than I’ve ever won.

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    1. have to play to win. ive lost a lot

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    1. haha thanks

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