Tag: #Writing
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Bitter
I dont write with flowers, Or with any sugar, no; I write with black coffee, And stale cigarette smoke; And if you dont like it, go Fuck yourself.
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Queef
True love is when She makes you laugh, Even though she’s not Trying to be funny; Or when she turns you on, Even though she’s not Trying to be sexy. True love is when she Queefs on your cock While you’re fucking Her from behind but You keep fucking her Anyways, because even Though she…
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Similes
Writing… Sometimes it’s hard, And you have to force it out, Like a stream of piss in the morning, After a night of Sex. But sometimes it’s easy, And it happens on accident, Like a wet fart in the morning, After a night of Diarrhea. Then sometimes it just happens, And it’s not too hard…