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Choices

I was supposed to work tonight, but I didn’t go. Jerry showed up with a thirty rack and some blow. He told me that we had to get fucked up, and that I had my whole life to work. I said “ok.” And then we each did a couple of lines and shotgunned a coupleContinue reading “Choices”

Cleaning Shit / New Year

Someone shit on the floor in the bathroom where I work. Seriously. Someone shit on the fucking floor. And it’s my job to clean it up. Fuck. This isn’t worth minimum wage, I think. But then I clean it up anyway. I wear gloves but it still makes me feel like I need a hotContinue reading “Cleaning Shit / New Year”

Loop

Muddy lines, There’s mold in that beer, Drink up! Ash-ridden tables, Chalky air, Smoke one, too! Again again again. Until, Black. Sleep. Alarm. Snooze. Alarm, groggy eyes, grumble, yawn. Broken thermostat. I shiver to the bathroom, Shave shit shower. Low pressure water. Brush my teeth. Eat. Work. Drunk guests, Boss drinking behind the bar, FalseContinue reading “Loop”

Drive Home, or, Anxiety

I’ve started taking A new way home From work lately. I was seeing too many Cops when I would go The other way and It was giving me anxiety. And I know that I Shouldn’t say that. Because I know that Saying that is like Admitting that I have Anxiety in the first place. MaybeContinue reading “Drive Home, or, Anxiety”

Happiness

I worked on a Construction site For a couple of Weeks last summer. I started at 7 am, I got lunch at noon, And I left at 5. Everyday. My job was to lay base. That’s the trim along The bottom of the wall. I had to lay that shit All fucking day long. Everyday.Continue reading “Happiness”

Hermit

I hit Every, Single, Red light On my way To work. Every. Single. Fucking. One. That’s like, Sixteen Red lights. Like Sixteen Kicks on the Shinbone. It pissed Me off So much That I just Turned around And went Home. And then I Hit sixteen More red Lights. Fuck! I’m never Leaving The house Again.

Morning Commute

I like to jerk off While I drive to work, Because it helps me Get rid of all of my nerves, Although it sucks When I cum on my shirt, Or when I swerve Into the next lane, Because people always Give me shitty looks For jerking off Behind the wheel, Like I’m some perv,Continue reading “Morning Commute”