Tag: #Thoughts
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Dignity
I have too much dignity To use Tinder, Or Bumble, Or any other hookup site. I’m not desperate. I don’t need a meaningless fuck, Or an awkward date, Just to feel liked. I’m better than that – more dignified than that… So I open Pornhub, And I jerk the fuck out of my dick.
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The Club
“What are you “Doing tonight, “Babe?” … I wait for A text Back. … Then! My phone Lights up. She responds. And it says, “Im going to “A club.” … I just look At the Words. … “I’m going to “A club.” … Then! My thumbs Start firing like Tap, Tap, Taptaptap! And I’m really […]
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Straw
I need a drink To write; But I hate to write Once I’m drunk, Because Once I’m drunk I just want to drink, Drink, Drink, And not write. Because When I write, I don’t have a free hand to drink… Which is fucked. Maybe I need a straw.
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Bored
I got so bored today – So fucking bored – That, On my way home from work, I thought about swerving across the median of this two-way highway, Into oncoming traffic, And driving head-first into a sixteen-wheeler. I thought about my head splitting into a hundred little fragments of bone against the windshield; Bone and […]
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Erections
It’s funny, That we’re all gonna die. No matter how much We all deny That we’re gonna die. The young and the old and the frail and the strong, Each and every one of us believes that he or she – or I – can live forever… For… … … … ever! Until they can’t. […]