Cigarette Selfies

i don’t know why, but most of my posts have been about social media lately. here’s another one: Let’s take selfies with cigarettes hanging from our mouths, so that people know we don’t give a fuck. Let’s take Snapchats while we chug beers, so that people know we’re fun. Let’s post and post and post,Continue reading “Cigarette Selfies”

Instagram Love

I fell asleep with my clothes on, woke up, undressed, pissed, and then checked my phone to see if I had any messages. I did. All from her. She broke up with me in a text. Again. Because she was mad that I liked that one girl’s picture on Instagram. She told me to unfollowContinue reading “Instagram Love”