Tag: #religion
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Church
The bank I go to is in an old church building, with high cathedral ceilings and stained glass windows, and I can’t help but think that the bank owners maintained the old church look on purpose, to ensure that we know that the dollar is meant to be worshipped like the body of Christ. I…
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Church
They’re shooting at the gun range on Sundays like they don’t care that God preaches non-violence. I don’t care either, but I was trying to sleep and their fucking guns woke me up, and now I’m pissed. I’m trying to nurse a pretty gnarley hangover but I keep hearing those GOD-DAMNED gunshots go POP! POP!…
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Church
I went to church This morning. I thought it Would be nice, And I figured I could use Some positive Informing. Well, at least That’s what She said, my Good little Church girl, She thought it Would be Good for me. But then I Asked, wait, What if it’s Boring? And she said Don’t worry,…
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Priest
I saw a Priest today, Sitting by Himself Along the Window of a CafĂ©. He wore A smile on His face, But he looked So… Alone. I guess God doesn’t Make a great Date.