Thoughts During Writer’s Block, pt. 2

It would be easy to give up, and give in, and put on one of those dumb fucking suits. Everyone else does it. I could do it too. Punch in. Punch out. No problem. I just can’t help but wonder what would happen to these words, and to the words that I could have writtenContinue reading “Thoughts During Writer’s Block, pt. 2”

Cigarette Selfies

i don’t know why, but most of my posts have been about social media lately. here’s another one: Let’s take selfies with cigarettes hanging from our mouths, so that people know we don’t give a fuck. Let’s take Snapchats while we chug beers, so that people know we’re fun. Let’s post and post and post,Continue reading “Cigarette Selfies”


I woke her up this morning, with kisses between her legs. And I told her that I love her, the only way that I know how. I ate her out and fucked her good, until she said “ow, “wait, “that hurts.” “What hurts?” “Your dick. “It doesn’t feel good.” “Really?” “Yeah,” she said, “I thinkContinue reading “Kisses”