I kick up dirt on the rock shoulder of the road that I take to get to the convenience store by my apartment. Inside, two fat men are sitting at a table, sweating and spitting food at each other while they talk about a football game that they watched in the early nineties. I walkContinue reading “Convenience Store”
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Happy
Pornstars always look so happy when they’re fucking. They look so happy that it makes me happy too. And I know that people don’t think much of pornstars. And it’s too bad that they’re all sex addicts. But I just can’t feel bad for someone who can find that much joy in anything. I don’tContinue reading “Happy”
Porn pt. 2
…stacked whore, Nice tits. Ya, lick your lips, Suck my dick, You’re so nasty And I love it. I love it. I lo – Oh shit! Porn
Morning Commute
I like to jerk off While I drive to work, Because it helps me Get rid of all of my nerves, Although it sucks When I cum on my shirt, Or when I swerve Into the next lane, Because people always Give me shitty looks For jerking off Behind the wheel, Like I’m some perv,Continue reading “Morning Commute”
The Cat
The cat always has to be Here, Or there, Or somewhere Near. Just standing, Or sitting, Or laying down, Halfway-twisted on her back So that she can Lick her cat pussy; Doing anything Just as long as she’s Near. So it’s not my fault If she’s in my room, Or on my bed, Or myContinue reading “The Cat”
Dignity
I have too much dignity To use Tinder, Or Bumble, Or any other hookup site. I’m not desperate. I don’t need a meaningless fuck, Or an awkward date, Just to feel liked. I’m better than that – more dignified than that… So I open Pornhub, And I jerk the fuck out of my dick.
