Tag: #Masturbation

• Convenience Store

  I kick up dirt on the rock shoulder of the road that I take to get to the convenience store by my apartment. Inside, two fat men are sitting at a table, sweating and spitting food at each other while they talk about a football game that they watched in the early nineties. I walk […]

  lou rasmus

  June 2, 2018

  Poems

  #creative-writing, #fiction, #Lottery, #Masturbation, #poem, #poet, #poetry, #Writer

• Happy

  Pornstars always look so happy when they’re fucking. They look so happy that it makes me happy too. And I know that people don’t think much of pornstars. And it’s too bad that they’re all sex addicts. But I just can’t feel bad for someone who can find that much joy in anything. I don’t […]

  lou rasmus

  January 24, 2018

  Poems

  #Masturbation, #poem, #poetry, #Porn, #Sex, #Writer, addiction, happiness, Humor

• Porn pt. 2

  …stacked whore, Nice tits. Ya, lick your lips, Suck my dick, You’re so nasty And I love it. I love it. I lo – Oh shit! Porn

  lou rasmus

  December 9, 2017

  Poems

  #adult, #Erotica, #lust, #Masturbation, #Millenial, #poem, #Porn, #Sex, #Writer

• Morning Commute

  I like to jerk off While I drive to work, Because it helps me Get rid of all of my nerves, Although it sucks When I cum on my shirt, Or when I swerve Into the next lane, Because people always Give me shitty looks For jerking off Behind the wheel, Like I’m some perv, […]

  lou rasmus

  October 6, 2017

  Poems

  #Erotica, #Masturbation, #poem, #poet, #poetry, #work, #Writer, Humor

• The Cat

  The cat always has to be Here, Or there, Or somewhere Near. Just standing, Or sitting, Or laying down, Halfway-twisted on her back So that she can Lick her cat pussy; Doing anything Just as long as she’s Near. So it’s not my fault If she’s in my room, Or on my bed, Or my […]

  lou rasmus

  September 11, 2017

  Poems

  #life, #Masturbation, #observation, #poem, #poetry, #Thoughts, #Writer, Cats, Humour

• Dignity

  I have too much dignity To use Tinder, Or Bumble, Or any other hookup site. I’m not desperate. I don’t need a meaningless fuck, Or an awkward date, Just to feel liked. I’m better than that – more dignified than that… So I open Pornhub, And I jerk the fuck out of my dick.  

  lou rasmus

  September 10, 2017

  Poems

  #Dating, #Derpression, #life, #Masturbation, #observation, #poem, #poetry, #Porn, #Sex, #Thoughts, #Writer, Dignity