Sometimes I get so bored that I just do things, like masturbate, or polish my guitar strings. Sometimes I even clean some stuff, or see how many cream puffs I can shove in my mouth at once. And sometimes, if it gets really bad, I may even write a poem.
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Being A Writer
So many things To do today; So many errands To run. Like, go to the Store for Cigarettes And rum. So many things To do today; So many projects To do. Like, jerk off With a bottle Of lube. It’s really Just so Exhausting.
