Tag: #Joke

• Fortune

  The fortune cookie in my bag of Chinese food says that something life changing is about to happen to me, but it doesn’t say if that something will be good or bad, so now I’m worried that someone I know is going to die or some shit, and I don’t want to finish my food […]

  lou rasmus

  May 21, 2018

  Poems

  #creative-writing, #fiction, #Joke, #poem, #poetry, #Writer, Humor

• Opinions

  I don’t think That people Should share Their opinions. I just don’t Think that They matter. But hey, that’s Just my opinion.

  lou rasmus

  October 27, 2017

  Poems

  #free-verse, #Joke, #life, #opinion, #poem, #poetry, Humor

• Big Words

  I think some Writers just Use these big Words to Dissimulate The fact that They are not Really saying Anything at all.

  lou rasmus

  September 27, 2017

  Poems

  #Joke, #observation, #poem, #poetry, #words, #Write, #Writer

• Parenthood

  Yesterday was my cat’s First birthday, So I went to the store To get her a toy, And to get her a treat. I thought she’d like that. But when I came home I found her licking her pussy And drinking gin… They really do grow up so fast.

  lou rasmus

  September 26, 2017

  Poems

  #Cat, #Joke, #poem, #poetry, #Writer, Humor

• Haiku

  Do you ever read A haiku and think wait, what In the fuck was that?

  lou rasmus

  September 24, 2017

  Poems

  #Haiku, #Joke, #poem, #poet, #poetry, #Write, #Writer