The fortune cookie in my bag of Chinese food says that something life changing is about to happen to me, but it doesn’t say if that something will be good or bad, so now I’m worried that someone I know is going to die or some shit, and I don’t want to finish my foodContinue reading “Fortune”
Tag Archives: #Joke
Opinions
I don’t think That people Should share Their opinions. I just don’t Think that They matter. But hey, that’s Just my opinion.
Big Words
I think some Writers just Use these big Words to Dissimulate The fact that They are not Really saying Anything at all.
Parenthood
Yesterday was my cat’s First birthday, So I went to the store To get her a toy, And to get her a treat. I thought she’d like that. But when I came home I found her licking her pussy And drinking gin… They really do grow up so fast.
Haiku
Do you ever read A haiku and think wait, what In the fuck was that?
