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Fortune

The fortune cookie in my bag of Chinese food says that something life changing is about to happen to me, but it doesn’t say if that something will be good or bad, so now I’m worried that someone I know is going to die or some shit, and I don’t want to finish my foodContinue reading “Fortune”

Posted bylou rasmusMay 21, 2018May 21, 2018Posted inPoemsTags:#creative-writing, #fiction, #Joke, #poem, #poetry, #Writer, Humor34 Comments on Fortune

Opinions

I don’t think That people Should share Their opinions. I just don’t Think that They matter. But hey, that’s Just my opinion.

Posted bylou rasmusOctober 27, 2017Posted inPoemsTags:#free-verse, #Joke, #life, #opinion, #poem, #poetry, Humor4 Comments on Opinions

Big Words

I think some Writers just Use these big Words to Dissimulate The fact that They are not Really saying Anything at all.

Posted bylou rasmusSeptember 27, 2017September 27, 2017Posted inPoemsTags:#Joke, #observation, #poem, #poetry, #words, #Write, #Writer5 Comments on Big Words

Parenthood

Yesterday was my cat’s First birthday, So I went to the store To get her a toy, And to get her a treat. I thought she’d like that. But when I came home I found her licking her pussy And drinking gin… They really do grow up so fast.

Posted bylou rasmusSeptember 26, 2017September 29, 2017Posted inPoemsTags:#Cat, #Joke, #poem, #poetry, #Writer, HumorLeave a comment on Parenthood

Haiku

Do you ever read A haiku and think wait, what In the fuck was that?

Posted bylou rasmusSeptember 24, 2017September 23, 2017Posted inPoemsTags:#Haiku, #Joke, #poem, #poet, #poetry, #Write, #Writer1 Comment on Haiku