I don’t take care of myself but that’s ok, because we live in a day and age when material things are more important anyway. And I have a lot of things: clothes and hats and diamond earrings. The more the better I think, or they say, yeah, the more the better, that’s how the commercials […]
All of the hamster wheels we’re taken at hamster camp this morning. It’s that time of year I guess, when everyone decides that they want to squeeze one more year out of life, like they suddenly deserve it. Too bad it’s not their decision.
I went to get a physical today, just because I haven’t got one in years. And the doctor told me that I need to stop smoking, and drink less, and not get high so much, or I’ll start doing hard drugs that will kill me. I said “ok.” But going to the doctor’s makes me […]