Tag: #Drunk
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Interview
Anthony asked me if I would answer some questions. I said, “sure.” And now there’s a full interview that you can view on his site: When initially stumbling across this young, self-revealed HS drop-out, writer’ Lou Rasmus’ WordPress site, formerly known as ‘Drink and Smoke and Fuck’ I was left a bit queasy. His writing,…
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Coffee Shop
Snuck a bottle of whiskey into the coffee shop. Ordered a coffee. Turned it Irish. Then I sat down and got drunk. Turned myself Irish. Now I’m talking to myself with an accent. Shitty accent. Sounds more Scottish than Irish. Or kind of Australian. I’m bad with accents. Good with getting drunk, though. Why is…
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I Don’t Remember
I don’t really remember yesterday, or anything from the last few weeks. I just know that my trash can is now overflowing with beer cans and there’s cigarette ash on my bedsheets, and joint roaches littered across the floor, and there’s cum in almost all of my socks. So I guess I’ve been masturbating a…
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Eat My Ass
I don’t write about love anymore. I don’t love anymore, either. Drink and smoke and fuck eveything else. Love can eat my ass.
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Do What You Love
Lost fifty bucks at the casino in five minutes. Fifty more in my pocket. Think I’ll save it. Well, save it until tonight. Then I’ll use it to buy drinks. And gamble. And buy more drinks. I feel like I do the same shit all the time. I guess I do. Oh well. At least…
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Sounds Like Me
I haven’t touched these words in so long that they got covered in dust. And now I feel rusty as I try to readjust them. I can’t remember how where they were supposed to go. The order seems messed up. Or the purpose is missing. Or maybe they were just shitty words to begin with.…