#Car

Hermit

I hit Every, Single, Red light On my way To work. Every. Single. Fucking. One. That’s like, Sixteen Red lights. Like Sixteen Kicks on the Shinbone. It pissed Me off So much That I just Turned around And went Home. And then I Hit sixteen More red Lights. Fuck! I’m never Leaving The house Again.

Asleep at the Wheel

There’s a car at The top of a hill, Speeding towards An intersection Where the light Just turned yellow And then going Even faster still, Like it’s on a Mission to kill, Like it’s a metal Bullet made for evil. Then the light turns red, And other cars start passing Through the intersection… This carContinue reading “Asleep at the Wheel”

Drive Safe

I like to be high, And not wear my seatbelt While I drive. And I like steer with my knee, And send some texts While I’m at it. Not because I want to Wreck my car, Or hit someone else, Or die. But because life is Too short, and I just Don’t have the timeContinue reading “Drive Safe”

Cancer

I smoked a cigarette today, While I drove past the hospital. And I thought about how awful It would be to get lung cancer, Or throat cancer, Or to have a heart attack… I looked down at my cigarette… And when I looked back up, I saw the back of a semi, Right as itContinue reading “Cancer”

Bored

I got so bored today – So fucking bored – That, On my way home from work, I thought about swerving across the median of this two-way highway, Into oncoming traffic, And driving head-first into a sixteen-wheeler. I thought about my head splitting into a hundred little fragments of bone against the windshield; Bone andContinue reading “Bored”