Left, Right; Right Right Left, I swipe. Dude, Lou, you just gotta put yourself out there. Right, Right – Oh, yikes, I think – And I swipe Left Left Left. Yeah man, you’ll find a girl if you look for one. Left, Left, Right, Right… Back and forth Across that Glowing Glass Screen. But you gottaContinue reading “Dating”


“I want to buy a boat.” She looks at me, head cocked to the side, and says, “with what money?” I stop, shrug my shoulders, then put on as confident a face as I can manage: “I have some savings.” And I say this, even though I know that she knows that I have noContinue reading “Birthday”

The Club

“What are you “Doing tonight, “Babe?” … I wait for A text Back. … Then! My phone Lights up. She responds. And it says, “Im going to “A club.” … I just look At the Words. … “I’m going to “A club.” … Then! My thumbs Start firing like Tap, Tap, Taptaptap! And I’m reallyContinue reading “The Club”