Blunt Ride

She calls me
and says that
she wants to
go for a ride.

I say, “ok.”

She says that
she wants to
get high, and
she asks if we
can smoke tonight.

I say that we can.

And then I pick her up
and we go for a drive.

She takes one hit
of the blunt
and says that
she’s gonna die.

I tell her that
she will be fine.

But then she passes out.

I nudge her but
she doesn’t wake up.

“Fuck,” I say,
and I turn back
for my place.

She comes to as
I try to pick her up
from the passenger seat.

“What’s going on?” She asks.

“You passed out, babe.”

“From what?”

“You took a hit of the blunt.”

“Just one?”

I pick her up and say, “yup.”

“Oh,” she says.
She rubs her eyes.
“Where are we now?”

“My place,” I say.

“Ok.”

Then I carry her inside
and we go to bed.


DEAD RED FISH

28 responses to “Blunt Ride”

    1. a good thing to smoke

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Ah. Yes enjoyed a bit of blunt now and Again.

        Liked by 1 person

      2. good times

        Like

    1. then she was too happy lol without any sex and movies, George… thats HOW blunt works lol πŸ˜‚

      Liked by 2 people

      1. Of course, Ray. BTW how I respond to Lou is completely different than how I would respond to you. In other woids, I would never ask you “then what” after you entered a bedroom…but if I egg Lou on a bit, he’ll go into graphic detail. Gotta love him for that talent!

        Liked by 2 people

      2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‹

        Liked by 1 person

      3. good thing i hate eggs. not giving you anything this time

        Liked by 1 person

      4. good point. that’s it

        Liked by 1 person

    2. why can’t we just go to bed? too high to do anything else

      Liked by 1 person

  1. I love this story…shouldnt he kill her at the end lol

    Liked by 3 people

    1. jesus. seems a bit extreme. i don’t care much for murder

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Me too – in real life lol but in the fiction…πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ‘‹

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Hm, or maybe I should care more about the murder in the real lives? :/ idk…I just lost now

        Liked by 1 person

      3. hahah i can’t answer that for you. but it would make for an interesting ending to the story

        Liked by 1 person

  2. I like the rides better when neither one smokes too much and you get high enough to have fun but still want sex. But that’s me.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. that’s nice too. but sometimes i like to get so high i cant do anything at all. either way is good

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Hahahaha! I’m sure, I’m sure!!

        Liked by 1 person

    1. very light

      Liked by 1 person

  3. One hit? How does that even happen? At least you were sweet enough to carry her inside.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. some people can’t hang

      Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: