Fortune

The fortune cookie
in my bag
of Chinese food
says that
something life changing
is about to happen
to me,
but it doesn’t say
if that something
will be good
or bad,
so now I’m worried
that someone I know
is going to die
or some shit,
and I don’t want to
finish my food
because I’m afraid
that if I do
the fortune
will come true,
so I stop eating.

I should’ve just bought
a burger.


DEAD RED FISH

34 responses to “Fortune”

  1. 😉 Mouahahahahaha Excellent one, Lou!

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    1. haha thank you

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  2. Welp, it comes true, maybe 3 % of the time. I’m still waiting for the great fortune I was promised, four years ago! 😛

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    1. haha im hoping this one doesnt

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  3. When it comes
    to the fickled
    fortune cookie of fate
    Lou
    I tell you
    there is no escaping
    Not even the Burger King
    can save you
    Only the Colonel
    can deep fry that chicken

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    1. hahah i can get behind that

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  4. i have no words, except that this is great xx

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    1. very kind. thank you

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  5. Excellent! And a bit worrisome. Damn fortune cookies

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    1. very worrisome. haha but thank you

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  6. Such profundity from such a mundanity.

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    1. i get caught up in the little things

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  7. Those damn fortune cookies! They are NEVER right with me, so maybe you’ll get my…. luck? lol

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    1. haha no i don’t want your bad luck

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      1. Come on!! If you take it, I won’t have it anymore, right??! Isn’t that how it works???

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      2. no no no don’t give that shit to me haha

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      3. Darn it! I can’t GIVE this stuff away!!! Hahaha!

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      4. hahah sorry

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  8. Burger 👍🏽

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    1. right on

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  9. You never know your luck and sometimes its best not to know!

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    1. very true

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  10. You should not have ordered from the diet side of the menu.

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    1. fuck, that’s where i went wrong

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  11. There should be ban against ghost fecking fortune cookies🙈

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    1. yes there should

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  12. I saw your book on amazon. I may try to pick it up on a kindle version. I applaud you for your effort and commitment. Kudos dude, kudos.

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    1. thank you very much. it would mean a lot if you checked it out

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  13. Burger, fries, and a beer.

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    1. yeah i fucked that up. shoulda known

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  14. “something life changing is about to happen to me” … add “in bed” to the end and you needn’t fret any longer. 🙂

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    1. hahah right

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