LOU RASMUS

big book guy

Hooters

I went to Hooters
so that I could toot
my own horn,
and tell the girls
that I wrote a book.
One of them said that she’d
take a look but
I don’t believe her.
Then I tried to toot
one of their booties
and I got kicked out.

Went home and made
wings in the oven.

lou rasmus

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41 responses to “Hooters”

  1. Brandewulf Avatar
    Brandewulf

    Glad to see you post again, Lou. Missed your voice.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      thank you. glad to be back

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  2. righteousbruin9 Avatar
    righteousbruin9

    Glad you’re back, Lou. Tootin’ in Hooters hardly deserves a boot. 😛

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      hahah that’s what i thought too but i guess not

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  3. Rarenwise Avatar
    Rarenwise

    Interesting.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      damn shame is what it is

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      1. Rarenwise Avatar
        Rarenwise

        You explained it well

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  4. George F. Avatar
    George F.

    Good try.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      thought it was worth a try

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  5. Dragonfire Avatar
    Dragonfire

    Glad you’re back – I’ve missed you!

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      thanks.. just needed a little break

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  6. Richmond Road Avatar
    Richmond Road

    They stand up straight
    And look their best
    Deliberately
    Puff out their chest
    But think me purile
    Think me rude
    ‘Cause I did not come here
    For the food
    I think we all
    Have missed the point
    If Hooters is
    A family joint

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    1. timhuw Avatar
      timhuw

      Ah American culture at it’s best.

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    2. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      hahah love it

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  7. David Redpath Avatar
    David Redpath

    Sounds like a hoot.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      haha a real hoot tootin time

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  8. Blogging_with_Bojana Avatar
    Blogging_with_Bojana

    Welcome back, Lou. Tooting my horn.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      toot toot.. haha thanks

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  9. ortensia Avatar
    ortensia

    Glad to see you are back on track…..may be you need a bit of practice after your secluded days😉

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  10. ortensia Avatar
    ortensia

    Hooting,toothing and hooking I mean not writing practice….just realized it could have been misinterpreted 🙄may be I should really not attempt humor before my morning coffee ……..

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      haha i got it.. and i think you’re probably right. didn’t go so well this time around

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      1. ortensia Avatar
        ortensia

        You ll make it up😉

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  11. ellie894 Avatar
    ellie894

    Well, a guy’s gotta eat. 😉 glad to see you writing

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      im always hungry… and thanks

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  12. A Family Restaurant – Richmond Road Avatar
    A Family Restaurant – Richmond Road

    […] …… I would have let this all pass if it were not for a post from Lou. Lou has been a bit quiet of late and it was refreshing to see him back. He has always been a […]

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      happy my post inspired yours

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  13. Brandewulf Avatar
    Brandewulf

    Wait where’s my welcome back comment I posted yesterday? Grrrrrrrrr.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      haha it’s up at the top

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      1. Brandewulf Avatar
        Brandewulf

        Damn…missed the view more comments lol.

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      2. lou rasmus Avatar
        lou rasmus

        haha yeah

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  14. Phil Huston Avatar
    Phil Huston

    Sexist asshole-ism is like the foundation for lack of self respect and makes the rest of us look really, really bad. Lucky she didn’t cut your fucking hand off. Hedonism, on the other hand (that you still have), is a different tray of wings altogether.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      fuck yea

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  15. melanymoon Avatar
    melanymoon

    Funny shit

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      haha thanks

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      1. melanymoon Avatar
        melanymoon

        Nope. Thank you for making me laugh

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      2. lou rasmus Avatar
        lou rasmus

        haha youre welcome

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  16. Harlon Avatar
    Harlon

    I went to Hooters to apply for a job, but I was rejected. Is there an alternative for me?

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      hahah im not sure

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      1. Harlon Avatar
        Harlon

        Daiquiri Dick’s perhaps?

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      2. lou rasmus Avatar
        lou rasmus

        hahah that could work

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  17. exposetheself Avatar
    exposetheself

    Honest.

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