I went to Hooters
so that I could toot
my own horn,
and tell the girls
that I wrote a book.
One of them said that she’d
take a look but
I don’t believe her.
Then I tried to toot
one of their booties
and I got kicked out.
Went home and made
wings in the oven.
41 responses to “Hooters”
Glad to see you post again, Lou. Missed your voice.
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thank you. glad to be back
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Glad you’re back, Lou. Tootin’ in Hooters hardly deserves a boot. 😛
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hahah that’s what i thought too but i guess not
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Interesting.
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damn shame is what it is
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You explained it well
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Good try.
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thought it was worth a try
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Glad you’re back – I’ve missed you!
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thanks.. just needed a little break
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They stand up straight
And look their best
Deliberately
Puff out their chest
But think me purile
Think me rude
‘Cause I did not come here
For the food
I think we all
Have missed the point
If Hooters is
A family joint
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Ah American culture at it’s best.
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hahah love it
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Sounds like a hoot.
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haha a real hoot tootin time
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Welcome back, Lou. Tooting my horn.
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toot toot.. haha thanks
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Glad to see you are back on track…..may be you need a bit of practice after your secluded days😉
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Hooting,toothing and hooking I mean not writing practice….just realized it could have been misinterpreted 🙄may be I should really not attempt humor before my morning coffee ……..
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haha i got it.. and i think you’re probably right. didn’t go so well this time around
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You ll make it up😉
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Well, a guy’s gotta eat. 😉 glad to see you writing
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im always hungry… and thanks
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[…] …… I would have let this all pass if it were not for a post from Lou. Lou has been a bit quiet of late and it was refreshing to see him back. He has always been a […]
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happy my post inspired yours
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Wait where’s my welcome back comment I posted yesterday? Grrrrrrrrr.
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haha it’s up at the top
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Damn…missed the view more comments lol.
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haha yeah
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Sexist asshole-ism is like the foundation for lack of self respect and makes the rest of us look really, really bad. Lucky she didn’t cut your fucking hand off. Hedonism, on the other hand (that you still have), is a different tray of wings altogether.
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fuck yea
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Funny shit
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haha thanks
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Nope. Thank you for making me laugh
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haha youre welcome
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I went to Hooters to apply for a job, but I was rejected. Is there an alternative for me?
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hahah im not sure
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Daiquiri Dick’s perhaps?
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hahah that could work
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Honest.
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