She said that she wanted to take a picture. She was in a good mood. Giggling at nothing. And She kept saying, “Lou! I want to take a picture.”
So I said, “ok.”
But I didn’t want to smile for Her picture. I was watching the waitresses walk around. Asses pulled up tight in these black jean shorts. Frayed cutoffs. I wondered if it would be more fun to fuck them than to fuck Her tonight.
“Lou!” She screamed again.
I turned back towards to Her and said, “sorry. Take the picture.”
And She put the camera up to my face.
A waitress walked by. My eyes followed her ass. And so this was the picture that She got.
A picture of me picturing myself fucking some other girl.
Fucking candid.
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went home and fucked Her. going back for one of the waitresses tonight
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LOL!
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Lol life and expectations. We don’t always get the shot we want
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very true. but sometimes that’s alright
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perfect.
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thank you
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It’s what God would want.
He also saw that ass.
See you in church Sunday.
Cheers Lou.
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Well, at least you got a good photo out of it.
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yea that’s something
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Lol this is funny. At least she caught you and the guy at the table behind you in a great photo!:) lol 😂
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haha yea, still a good picture
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Asses plural?
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looking at all of the asses
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Oh sorry I read waitresses as waitress, then thought perhaps Americans refer to one buttock as an ass.
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it’s fine. but now i want to start calling one ass cheek an ass just for the fuck of it haha
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She’s got a great ass, but the other one is only average!
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hahahah
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You’re honest to the bone man. It’s crazy, because it makes your writing worth reading. You don’t sugarcoat anything. I love how raw it is.
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i appreciate that Nitin. thanks for reading
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i appreciate that Nitin. glad you read it at all
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Love your brutal, provocative style. It’s needed.
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thank you very much
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Love your brutal honesty but damn brother, that is a good way to get yourself killed.
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worth the risk hahah
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You are the definition of B.A.D.
Brutal honesty
Attitude
Don’t give a damn
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well ive never really been good. so thank you
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The slogan of that old TV series, “Smile, you’re on candid camera 🎥 “
will now have to be changed to “Don’t smile, you’re on candid camera 📷 “.
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haha sounds more accurate
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Interesting how passionless lust can look on the face. Or maybe it’s yearning, not lust?
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maybe a little of both. still with Her, though, so i can’t show it. just thinking it
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Did she read this? Or at least one of the waitresses?
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no. i make sure She doesn’t read these. and its probably best that the waitresses dont either.
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Brilliant Lou,may be you can go back for the waitress and She can go back for the guy at the table behind…..after all she already got a pic of him😂
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haha that sounds like a good plan
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Very fucking funny as I read this at work.
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haha im glad you like it
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You manage to crack me up and inform at the same time.
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shit. thank you
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This is so sad. Fuck. Put Her out of Your misery and break up with Her. You owe Her one…
Then go back for the waitress and and try your luck 😂
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i should. but then what if i dont get the waitress. i don’t want to be alone
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That’s your fucking problem.
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it is. and this is my solution
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Good luck
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thank you
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👍
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Oh, this is sad… But what strikes me, through the sadness, is the raw honesty. There’s a pang of anger, for Her, but then, what can you do against the truth…
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i don’t tell a lot of happy stories, but i do try to tell the truth
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Happy stories are for the weak, sorrow bitterness and fucking brutal is the real deal with life’s reality.
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i think that’s it exactly
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Very candid but great work.
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thank you
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Anytime man. Hope you like my work.
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i do. need to read more still
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Great, be sure to leave feedback.
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will do
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Thanks cool dude.
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welcome
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