LOU RASMUS

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Candid

She said that she wanted to take a picture. She was in a good mood. Giggling at nothing. And She kept saying, “Lou! I want to take a picture.”

So I said, “ok.”

But I didn’t want to smile for Her picture. I was watching the waitresses walk around. Asses pulled up tight in these black jean shorts. Frayed cutoffs. I wondered if it would be more fun to fuck them than to fuck Her tonight.

“Lou!” She screamed again.

I turned back towards to Her and said, “sorry. Take the picture.”

And She put the camera up to my face.

A waitress walked by. My eyes followed her ass. And so this was the picture that She got.

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A picture of me picturing myself fucking some other girl.

Fucking candid.

lou rasmus

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58 responses to “Candid”

  1. George F. Avatar
    George F.

    Certainly hope you got some…

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      went home and fucked Her. going back for one of the waitresses tonight

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      1. George F. Avatar
        George F.

        LOL!

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  2. erroneouschoices Avatar
    erroneouschoices

    Lol life and expectations. We don’t always get the shot we want

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      very true. but sometimes that’s alright

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  3. dale.beck1@hotmail.com Avatar
    dale.beck1@hotmail.com

    perfect.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      thank you

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  4. Forrest Pasky Avatar
    Forrest Pasky

    It’s what God would want.
    He also saw that ass.
    See you in church Sunday.
    Cheers Lou.

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  5. evanaweb Avatar
    evanaweb

    Well, at least you got a good photo out of it.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      yea that’s something

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  6. sbailey Avatar
    sbailey

    Lol this is funny. At least she caught you and the guy at the table behind you in a great photo!:) lol 😂

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      haha yea, still a good picture

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  7. treatwilliams Avatar
    treatwilliams

    Asses plural?

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      looking at all of the asses

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      1. treatwilliams Avatar
        treatwilliams

        Oh sorry I read waitresses as waitress, then thought perhaps Americans refer to one buttock as an ass.

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      2. lou rasmus Avatar
        lou rasmus

        it’s fine. but now i want to start calling one ass cheek an ass just for the fuck of it haha

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      3. treatwilliams Avatar
        treatwilliams

        She’s got a great ass, but the other one is only average!

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      4. lou rasmus Avatar
        lou rasmus

        hahahah

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  8. Nitin Avatar
    Nitin

    You’re honest to the bone man. It’s crazy, because it makes your writing worth reading. You don’t sugarcoat anything. I love how raw it is.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      i appreciate that Nitin. thanks for reading

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    2. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      i appreciate that Nitin. glad you read it at all

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  9. Lawrence Illoc Avatar
    Lawrence Illoc

    Love your brutal, provocative style. It’s needed.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      thank you very much

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  10. The Stories in Between Avatar
    The Stories in Between

    Love your brutal honesty but damn brother, that is a good way to get yourself killed.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      worth the risk hahah

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  11. ASH Avatar
    ASH

    You are the definition of B.A.D.
    Brutal honesty
    Attitude
    Don’t give a damn

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      well ive never really been good. so thank you

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  12. Dracul Van Helsing Avatar
    Dracul Van Helsing

    The slogan of that old TV series, “Smile, you’re on candid camera 🎥 “
    will now have to be changed to “Don’t smile, you’re on candid camera 📷 “.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      haha sounds more accurate

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  13. As much cake as you want Avatar
    As much cake as you want

    Interesting how passionless lust can look on the face. Or maybe it’s yearning, not lust?

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      maybe a little of both. still with Her, though, so i can’t show it. just thinking it

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  14. The Bard Avatar
    The Bard

    Did she read this? Or at least one of the waitresses?

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      no. i make sure She doesn’t read these. and its probably best that the waitresses dont either.

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  15. ortensia Avatar
    ortensia

    Brilliant Lou,may be you can go back for the waitress and She can go back for the guy at the table behind…..after all she already got a pic of him😂

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      haha that sounds like a good plan

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  16. talK secretsK Avatar
    talK secretsK

    Very fucking funny as I read this at work.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      haha im glad you like it

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  17. flammeusgladius Avatar
    flammeusgladius

    You manage to crack me up and inform at the same time.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      shit. thank you

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  18. operalover1974 Avatar
    operalover1974

    This is so sad. Fuck. Put Her out of Your misery and break up with Her. You owe Her one…
    Then go back for the waitress and and try your luck 😂

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      i should. but then what if i dont get the waitress. i don’t want to be alone

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      1. operalover1974 Avatar
        operalover1974

        That’s your fucking problem.

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      2. lou rasmus Avatar
        lou rasmus

        it is. and this is my solution

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      3. operalover1974 Avatar
        operalover1974

        Good luck

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      4. lou rasmus Avatar
        lou rasmus

        thank you

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      5. operalover1974 Avatar
        operalover1974

        👍

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  19. Frog Avatar
    Frog

    Oh, this is sad… But what strikes me, through the sadness, is the raw honesty. There’s a pang of anger, for Her, but then, what can you do against the truth…

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      i don’t tell a lot of happy stories, but i do try to tell the truth

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  20. Ohmz Avatar
    Ohmz

    Happy stories are for the weak, sorrow bitterness and fucking brutal is the real deal with life’s reality.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      i think that’s it exactly

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  21. bunsareallthatyourequirehere Avatar
    bunsareallthatyourequirehere

    Very candid but great work.

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    1. lou rasmus Avatar
      lou rasmus

      thank you

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      1. bunsareallthatyourequirehere Avatar
        bunsareallthatyourequirehere

        Anytime man. Hope you like my work.

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      2. lou rasmus Avatar
        lou rasmus

        i do. need to read more still

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      3. bunsareallthatyourequirehere Avatar
        bunsareallthatyourequirehere

        Great, be sure to leave feedback.

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      4. lou rasmus Avatar
        lou rasmus

        will do

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      5. bunsareallthatyourequirehere Avatar
        bunsareallthatyourequirehere

        Thanks cool dude.

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      6. lou rasmus Avatar
        lou rasmus

        welcome

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