She won’t respond
to my texts,
because I texted her
bestfriend and asked
for nudes.
I guess that wasn’t cool.
But her friend
didn’t send them anyway,
so what’s the big deal?
Respond to me, bitch.
No response.
Ok,
I know that wasn’t
very nice either.
You’re not a bitch.
But I miss you.
Does that count
for anything?
You haven’t responded
to me in so long,
and I’m a needy sad boy.
Please.
Repond to me.
Lou Rasmus is an independent author from Chicago, IL. His works are largely focused on exploring the meaning of life – or lack thereof – while the themes of love, relationships, and self-loathing are also central to many of his stories. His upcoming novel, Primrose Isle, will be his third self-published title. Grapefruit Juice, a collection of bitter poems and short stories, and DEAD RED FISH, his semi-autobiographical debut novel about a young man coming to age on a road trip with his childhood friends, are also available on Amazon. View more posts
Not going to happen. You crossed the line in your drunken delirium. Haven’t you figured out female psyche yet? LOL! You’ll learn, boy…they’ll make you suffer.
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im not sure if ill ever figure it out
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Women are so harsh these days. I can’t really believe it.
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fuck em
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That’s the goal.
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Ouch! that sucks to lose youir friend over that. Woman definitely don’t like being asked for nudes. That I can vouche for. Man! she could have still continued talking to you. I would have simply just not dignified the questioned and moved on. unless, they continued pursuing then I would cut them off. Hopefully she talks to you soon.
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haha we’ll see i guess
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You should probably just send some nudes to her friend.
It’s illegal, but you’ll likely get a response.
Have a great day Lou. 🙂
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haha.. maybe not the best advice, but i it
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Ah, Lou, have I taught you nothing? Oh, right, I haven’t. 😉
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haha maybe you have… but ive never been a good listener
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haha, as I suspected. Carry on.
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will do
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I feel neglected. You never asked me for nudes, and I have a bear skin rug layout.
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Ahahaha!! Winning comment!!
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I am right there with ya! 🙂
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I know. This one made me splutter out my drink, ffs!
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hahah send em
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It looks like you’ve blown it!
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not the first time.. probably not the last either
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Even with that pathetic needy looking dopey photo, no sympathy here!
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well thanks for nothin, George haha
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Oh god, Lou…. you’re over the top, LOL
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ah, theres no such thing haha
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True, true…
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Tut Tut! Bad lad!
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haha, never really been a good one
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Well Lou to cheer you up. I nominated you for the Versatile Award. Check yesterday’s post.😎
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shit. thanks. i’ll check it out
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Ring, ring. Is Lou there? It’s Harlon calling. 🙂
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finally. thanks for getting back to me
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I’d consider sending nudes to your friend (if I had a bod pic worth sharing)
I wouldn’t respond to you though.
No fuckin’ way.
Great poem though.
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haha fair enough. and thanks
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I had a character getting “man up” lessons one time, and someone told him “Some things are best left unsaid, Little Buddy. Dream to yourself and you’re still a gentleman. Dream out loud in the wrong place and the whole world knows better.”
So then you add physics to that, like every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and you figure out pretty quick dumb shit begats dumb shit response. Next time don’t ask someone she knows for nudes. I mean that whole scenario is ate up with dumb ass from the starting line, right?
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it is. can’t feel bad about it tho. never been much more than a dumbass.
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Amen. I sort of figure “dumb ass” as part of my epitaph.
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hahah right on
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Ok, that needy sad boy shit is kinda cute
But
You fucked up.
I think you’re more of a fuckbuddy kind of guy and you’re blowing it by being with one girl at a time.
P.S.
Sorry for blowing up your page today. I told you I’d read more shit and I got carried away.
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i fuck up a lot. and youre probably right… but oh well. haha and it’s ok. thanks for reading.
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We fuck ups never learn
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no we dont
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