Choices

I was supposed to work tonight, but I didn’t go. Jerry showed up with a thirty rack and some blow. He told me that we had to get fucked up, and that I had my whole life to work. I said “ok.” And then we each did a couple of lines and shotgunned a couple of beers. Now I’m here. Slouched in my couch and too shitfaced to move. Guess I’ll probably get fired. Fuck it. This was worth it. And I have my whole life to work.

“Alright, dude.” Jerry stands up from the couch. “I gotta go. Gotta get some sleep before work in the morning.”

“Whurthefug,” I say.

Jerry walks out of the door. “See ya, Lou.”

I look down at myself: spilt beer on my shirt. An empty in my hand. There’s a commercial playing on the TV for some rehab facility on an island. I laugh and reach into the case and find one last can.

“Worth it.”

26 responses to “Choices”

  1. “An empty in my hand.” Sure that wasn’t your dick in your hand? Jerry set you up. Let us know if it was “worth it” next week.

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    1. Behave yourself George 😂

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  2. Awesome. Funny as shit. Definitely been there. A lot of the time I was Jerry though.

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    1. haha thanks Joseph. we all have a Jerry.. or have been Jerry

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  3. Don’t let work get in the way of living.

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  4. oh god Lou…..Ive been there too, was it a good night?

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  5. There’s always tomorrow …

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    1. and hopefully i can do it again

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      1. And …. again 🙂

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        1. and again and again and again and again…

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  6. Lol so this proves we all have ‘ that SOB friend ‘

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  7. Sounds like a productive night at church.
    Oh, and thanks so much for giving Jerry my cell number.
    He sexted me a bunch of photos…
    But that’s OK, I forwarded them to his mom.
    Now what’s she going to do with all those dick pics?
    Have a great day Lou.

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    1. hahahah im so happy you did that.. sorry you had to see them first

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  8. You are funny and not to scare you but there will always be a Jerry and as old as you get as more you will wait for him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    1. haha happy you enjoy it… but that’s ok, i like Jerry’s. i hope i meet a lot of them

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      1. I would be concern if you wouldn’t like Jerries😜

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        1. theyre my favorite kind of people

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  9. The irony. That’s fucked up Jerry. Hahaha

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