Cigarette Selfies

i don’t know why, but most of my posts have been about social media lately. here’s another one:

Let’s take selfies
with cigarettes
hanging from our mouths,
so that people know
we don’t give a fuck.
Let’s take Snapchats
while we chug beers,
so that people know
we’re fun.
Let’s post
and post
and post,
until we’re on social media
more than we’re
in real life.
We should get more likes
that way.

58 responses to “Cigarette Selfies”

  1. Love it. I definitely read this at the right time because I’m currently deciding if I should delete all my social media apps for a couple days…I think I’m going to. Thanks for sharing 🤙🏼

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    1. i try to take a break sometimes. it’s refreshing … and thank you

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    1. i hope so. it’s how i see it at least

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  2. I am not the selfie type but I’ll have that cigarette!

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    1. right on. thanks for reading

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  3. This post was all I needed to know that you’re my type of person. I automatically clicked follow.

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    1. cool. thank you for the follow

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  4. Good. This post reminds me of my New Year’s resolution to take up smoking. When you say social media you mean Pornhub right? I knew a girl who smoked after sex. Man, you should have seen the smoke pour out of there. Have a great day Lou.

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    1. that’s a great resolution. love a girl who smokes

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  5. Love the satire! This reminds me of a meme I saw once “I hope your life is as awesome as you show it on FB”

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    1. that’s exactly it. glad you liked it

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  6. I am on a one man campaign against the use of “awesome” as a generic adjective. It has now become as meaningless as the word “nice”. This is a disaster for the ENGLISH language. It is symbolic of how misuse can ruin a word that was meant to be used on rare occasions. Look up the true meanig of it and maybe you’ll understand my point. If not, then you’re trapped in the maelstrom of DE-Evolution.

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      1. hahahaha if you didn’t do that, I would have done it.

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    1. right. good point. can’t say im really helping the cause though

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  7. Life looks so much more fun & exciting in photos….right before the fight breaks out & the deathly hangover starts🤣🤣!

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    1. haha ya it does. and social media is great for feeding that lie

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  8. So true and yet we all crave it.

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  9. Truly sad but wouldn’t be nice to have the great life we have on FB for real?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. “You get what you get and don’t get upset”,I tell you what I always say to my girls😜be happy with your life and take the best out of it..😀😎😍
        P.s
        I still would like to be able to use filter in person too tho🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣can’t deny this🙄

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        1. that’s a good motto … and i think we’d all like the filter if we could have them haha

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          1. 👍🏻have a great weekend 🍻

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  10. My god you write everything wrong with this world in such a poetic way.

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    1. damn. that’s the goal. glad you see it. thanks for reading

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  11. And surely, no filter

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    1. don’t call me Shirley

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  12. Any like is a good like.

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  13. I’d enjoy getting a beer and having a smoke with you, outside some bar, in this crazy world.

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  14. ‘Tis the truth
    Like for like.

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  15. The endless mirror of irony

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  16. I quit both, a long time ago, but if I were to do a cig selfie, I’d have five cancer sticks in my mouth at once- No half measures here!

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    1. haha i like your style

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  17. Your writing skills are admirable and you state the facts right…keep it up

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    1. thank you very much. taking a little break right now, but ill be back

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