Murderer

I killed my ex-girlfriend last year. Not literally, but sort of. She’s physically still alive. She’s just dead in every other way to me, and I did it. I pushed her to the edge (again, not literally) and then I killed her. I made her block me on social media and delete my number. I moved halfway across the country. And then she was dead. That’s it. And now she could literally (I mean it this time) die, and I wouldn’t even know. So the way I see it, she’s dead already. And I killed her. Lock me up.

42 responses to “Murderer”

  1. That’s just too hilarious.

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    1. haha glad you liked it

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      1. Welcome, I love your style. You need to take all these clever poems and make a book.

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        1. maybe someday. thank you

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          1. I can even make you a cover and would promote it on my blog. I think it’s that good!

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            1. wow Braeden, that would be cool. we should talk sometime later about it

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  2. Nice 👍🏻 I like it.

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    1. and im sure we’re not the only ones

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      1. No but we’re the only ones confessing our crime.

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        1. and cheers to us for that

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  3. hahahahah God!!! but great

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  4. I think you pushed her off the cliff.

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  5. I was shocked then sad then angry then I giggled. Love it😃

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    1. haha good. glad you got all of that out of this

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  6. Lock you up? Hell no! You just set yourself free!!

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    1. it didn’t really feel that way at first.. but i think youre right

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  7. Hey sometimes we need to do this.

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  8. lou, the “facts” speak for themselves!

    Tubularsock knows because he read a detective story once.
    (A true fact.)

    You have confessed to a murder that you haven’t committed.

    That is called a lie!

    And a lie under oath is a crime!

    You said that you have in essence murdered your girlfriend.

    Yet she is still present in your mind and the proof is within this poem.

    So go to jail and do not collect $200.

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    1. fuck. you’re right. alright here i go

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  9. As kids we used to scream out at the movies (usually a Western) when the heroine lay dead in the street: FUCK HER WHILE SHE’S WARM. I don’t espouse such behaviour now (as I’m sure you wouldn’t) …

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    1. hahah jesus that’s ruthless. not sure ive ever shouted that at the movies, but thanks for sharing

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  10. The only way our hearts remain beating after being stabbed repeatedly.

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  11. I LAUGHED! You got jokes sir!

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    1. haha thanks. glad you liked it

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  12. Lou if you did it you obviously had your reason,may be now you just don’t remember but if u did that means it was right at the time😉now you confess,cleaned your conscience…be a man and get over it…..you always have California waiting😂

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    1. yes i do. and she’s dead so fuck it. you’re right. im over it

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  13. All guys have killed a gal sometime. You are not the only one 😉

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    1. that makes me feel better… thanks for reading

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  14. This was honestly so well written. I hung on to every word like my life depended on it. It also evoked some feelings of sadness in me, for I can relate quite a bit. But that’s just the course of life I guess.

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    1. that’s how it goes. and thank you very much. i appreciate it

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    1. haha thank you very much

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