Instagram Love

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I fell asleep with my clothes on, woke up, undressed, pissed, and then checked my phone to see if I had any messages.

I did.

All from her.

She broke up with me in a text. Again. Because she was mad that I liked that one girl’s picture on Instagram. She told me to unfollow that girl but I didn’t. The girl has a great ass. I like her pictures. Nothing wrong with looking.

“It’s the principle,” she said in one of the messages. “I told you to unfollow her, but you didn’t. And then you liked one of her pictures too.”

“v sorryyuyyy babbe,” my text back said. I don’t remember sending that, but my phone says that I did. At 3:46 in the morning. I thought I passed out at midnight.

“Well have fun jerking off to her pictures,” she said back. “YOU LONELY BASTARD!” That was her last text.

I put my phone down and showered and brushed my teeth. Then I called her to see if she really wanted to break up over this. She said that she did.

“Ok,” I said, and I hung up. I opened Instagram. And then I DM’ed the girl from the picture I liked. I told her that she had a nice ass. She said thanks. And then I asked her if she would like to go out sometime.

She said yes.

Published by lou rasmus

Lou Rasmus is an independent author from Chicago, IL. His works are largely focused on exploring the meaning of life – or lack thereof – while the themes of love, relationships, and self-loathing are also central to many of his stories. His upcoming novel, Primrose Isle, will be his third self-published title. Grapefruit Juice, a collection of bitter poems and short stories, and DEAD RED FISH, his semi-autobiographical debut novel about a young man coming to age on a road trip with his childhood friends, are also available on Amazon.

55 thoughts on “Instagram Love”

      1. It’s crazy haha, you made me feel like : Oh My God, his girlfriend is so jealous, it’s hilarious, and wow he doesn’t really care, and wow she’s actually breaking up with him, and what the ****, he just asked the other lady out hahaaha

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  17. ahhh life at it’s electronic best. we make due with what we have ,then move on when it blows up.life is like fish, full of nice asses,fish asses waiting to be liked and groped like a grouper fish;except if i were a fish i wouldn’t bang a grouper fish.something with bright colors will do just fine lol.good write Lou.

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      2. haha i don’t know, i was just thinking the insurance route could be a refreshing twist to these poems and shit. so we’ll see. … and thank you, Mark

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  19. Love this and I’m ashamed to say I’ve been that koo koo crazy chick way too often when I was a newbie on social media. Such a mind-fuck. I was also you, many times. Drives one nuts having to deal with that kind of childish chit. Yet, it is a fascinating study of human nature & relationships. Ooops, I’m making my own head spin 😜. Great post & I look forward to reading more 🌺

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