I fell asleep with my clothes on, woke up, undressed, pissed, and then checked my phone to see if I had any messages.
I did.
All from her.
She broke up with me in a text. Again. Because she was mad that I liked that one girl’s picture on Instagram. She told me to unfollow that girl but I didn’t. The girl has a great ass. I like her pictures. Nothing wrong with looking.
“It’s the principle,” she said in one of the messages. “I told you to unfollow her, but you didn’t. And then you liked one of her pictures too.”
“v sorryyuyyy babbe,” my text back said. I don’t remember sending that, but my phone says that I did. At 3:46 in the morning. I thought I passed out at midnight.
“Well have fun jerking off to her pictures,” she said back. “YOU LONELY BASTARD!” That was her last text.
I put my phone down and showered and brushed my teeth. Then I called her to see if she really wanted to break up over this. She said that she did.
“Ok,” I said, and I hung up. I opened Instagram. And then I DM’ed the girl from the picture I liked. I told her that she had a nice ass. She said thanks. And then I asked her if she would like to go out sometime.
She said yes.
55 responses to “Instagram Love”
Poetic justice…somehow….
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in a way
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Sorry ROFLMAO! Love it.
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haha thank you
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Enjoyed this. Cheers.
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cheers
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Fabulous.
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thank you very much
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You’re modern-day Bukowski, Lou.
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those are very kind words
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Do you happen to like E. E. Cummings?
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not that familiar really
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No, honestly? He’s good. Check him out. I was just wondering if you shared the same hatred towards punctuation and capitalization or you’re just being lazy. The latter one, then.
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This is hysterical. Love it!
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happy to liked it. and thank you
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Whose side am i on? π₯ life is unfair, i suppose. Here is to happiness for all. π₯
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yes it is. cheers to that
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Bravo
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thanks
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Unfair demands, human nature,
yadda, yadda, yadda.
Hope she turns out to be more than just a nice ass.
Excellent piece. of writing.
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we’ll see.. and thank you
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lou, great writing.
As long as one stays in fantasy-land relationships are what they are …….
As soon as that relationship becomes “real”, that is when the fan hits the shit!
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right on. exactly. thanks for reading
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You rock Lou!!
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haha thanks Walt
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Now you are talking buddyπ
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Congratulations π
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thank you
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π
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It certainly made me smile. So many stories one hears like this in coffee shops and mall benches. Especially when youβre a people eavesdropper and observer like I am.
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happy you liked it. it’s one of those stories for sure
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I found this post disturbing, hilarious, relatable and enjoyable! Well done! π I enjoyed it!
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haha thanks. that’s basically what i was going for
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It’s crazy haha, you made me feel like : Oh My God, his girlfriend is so jealous, it’s hilarious, and wow he doesn’t really care, and wow she’s actually breaking up with him, and what the ****, he just asked the other lady out hahaaha
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hahaha life is crazy
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Nice.
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thank you
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lmao love this! π
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happy you do. thanks
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Welcome, brother.
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ahhh life at it’s electronic best. we make due with what we have ,then move on when it blows up.life is like fish, full of nice asses,fish asses waiting to be liked and groped like a grouper fish;except if i were a fish i wouldn’t bang a grouper fish.something with bright colors will do just fine lol.good write Lou.
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exactly. i think. and thanks, but your comment may be better than this piece haha
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And the journey has begun…to release what no longer works for you. Time to look deeper…
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maybe it is time
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Your ‘inner self’ didn’t get you on here to sell insurance, that’s for sure π
May your words find your destination π
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haha i don’t know, i was just thinking the insurance route could be a refreshing twist to these poems and shit. so we’ll see. … and thank you, Mark
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Love this and I’m ashamed to say I’ve been that koo koo crazy chick way too often when I was a newbie on social media. Such a mind-fuck. I was also you, many times. Drives one nuts having to deal with that kind of childish chit. Yet, it is a fascinating study of human nature & relationships. Ooops, I’m making my own head spin π. Great post & I look forward to reading more πΊ
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ya i try to not think about it too much. wrote this and then buried it … and thank you
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Thatβs just hilarious
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haha im glad you liked it
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Amazing!
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thank you
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Lmao! Nice fantasy.
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haha thanks
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