I woke her up
this morning,
with kisses
between her legs.
And I told her that
I love her,
the only way
that I know how.
I ate her out
and fucked her
good, until
she said “ow,
“wait,
“that hurts.”
“What hurts?”
“Your dick.
“It doesn’t feel good.”
“Really?”
“Yeah,” she said,
“I think I might
“have an infection.”
“Well I was just
“eating you out,
“am I gonna get something?”
“I don’t know.”
“Why didn’t you
“stop me?”
“I don’t know.”
“Fuck.”
She looks at me
with sad eyes.
“Do you still
“love me?”
“Sure.”
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Lou Rasmus is an independent author from Chicago, IL. His works are largely focused on exploring the meaning of life – or lack thereof – while the themes of love, relationships, and self-loathing are also central to many of his stories.
His upcoming novel, Primrose Isle, will be his third self-published title. Grapefruit Juice, a collection of bitter poems and short stories, and DEAD RED FISH, his semi-autobiographical debut novel about a young man coming to age on a road trip with his childhood friends, are also available on Amazon.
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Ahahaha! Ooohhhh shit….
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true story
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Oh god… NOOOoooooo!!
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life is crazy
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😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 my dear Lou you did it again
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haha fucked up
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I hate when that happens. So. do you go to a dentist or a gynecologist?
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probably both…
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lol
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Oh man. Not what you want to hear. I had a roommate once who got crabs . . . in his eye brows, eye lashes and beard. Yuck.
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oh shit. that’s rough
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Perspective makes me inhale deeply. You’re playing this nonsensical mayhem role that makes me feel lighter about my pain. Heck. It doesn’t even matter anymore. On one hand, I’m like, that’s wrong, Lou, figure it out. On the other, I’m like that’s a story, and I feel detached from it. Maybe I can be detached from my story as I am yours. Heck, mine is similarly painful, though I would never judge your story, because I feel like yer a big boy and will make decisions that you want to, and that both you and her have the potential to figure it out and follow your hearts and maybe someday live for the greater good and use your life for making something beautiful. Your life just seems harsh to me. Mine is too, in a different way. I hurt myself over and over again because I couldn’t let go and forgive myself. We must move on, but we must feel in order to do so, and to be honest, about our stories and not hide them in the crypt. I suppose it’s about letting people in again, like yourself, Lou, and to accept my fallibility.
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right on, thanks for the comment. idk if ill ever really figure it out, but who knows, maybe i will. either way, it’s a story to be told, just like yours.
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I don’t mean to scare you but I once had a patient with an std in his eyes . At least she told you even if it was after the fact 😊
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whoa that’s gnarley.
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very
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L…O…L…I know in reality this isn’t funny, but this did make me laugh.
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haha im glad it did.
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😂😝😂
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Man, you’re good Lou.
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thank you very much
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Lol . Eye Pie Sty.
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Yep. You love her. And she loves you. Now go gargle. Next time wear a tongue rubber.
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haha yeah really
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This is a “pulp fiction” moment. I like it.
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thank you
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This wasn’t exactly dry humor
More like sticky humor
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haha good
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Ow! 😂😂😂
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Umm, maybe YOU need more than mouthwash- and she’ll be wrestling with candida albicans- oh, Sweet Candida.
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maybe a doctors visit
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Sounds like a plan!
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No. Keep this to yourselves folks. It ain’t poetry, it’s privacy.
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haha no shame
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I would more concern for your penis then your mouth frankly……..go get some cream at the pharmacy….NOW🤣
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on my way now, haha
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😱🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️😂
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How very romantic 🙂
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hahah
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You are what you eat.
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haha yup
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😂
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I have not stopped laughing for the past thirty seconds. Aloud. By myself. Luckily.
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haha good.
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Wow I can 100 percent relate to this too
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haha that’s maybe not good
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Jeez… lol, such a man poem
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not sure if i could write it any different
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