Coffee

She breaks up with me
every night,
when she
is reminded
of that one time
I left right
after we had sex.
She thinks that
I’m going to
do it again,
even though
I only left
that one time
to go get
coffee
for both of us,
and then I came
right back.
She says she’s
still scared
anyway.
So now we just
don’t drink
coffee.

77 responses to “Coffee”

  1. How about making it at home? And maybe sex on the counter while you wait. Just a suggestion. πŸ˜€

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    1. haha i like where your head’s at

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    2. I got a suggestion, why not have sex with her while at the same time drinking coffee?

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      1. haha creative.. and effective.. solution Charly. i like it

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        1. Told ya, that is why I call myself, charly PRIEST

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          1. well thank you for your sage advice sir

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            1. Not sir, I’m a Priest, I talk directly to GOD, have some respect will you, by the way between you and me and God do you prefer doggy style or other like….. that’s between me and God

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              1. tell God im game for whatever hahah

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                1. Hey, God does has a sense of humour, plus he is neither white nor black, he just spend his last days in Bahamas so he is just got a tan

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                  1. i have always imagined God to have a nice, golden tan

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      2. Sex nonstop? Now that’s a quality idea. πŸ˜€

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        1. you guys have it figured out

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        2. Hey, in my early years I had the girl, acutally a bit…hx, since I was in a relationship kind of wrong, so it was 6 to 8 fkucking her and ejaculating so amazing i n one day, and then she went off to do her things, imagine what those things were. But that was long time ago, and at age 35, fuck I’m old… anyways so at my age now I look back and regret every minute, since it was jus not the fucking thing, a lot was in my mind to stay alive, eaat, have a room over my head and so on and so forth, but i eventullly came out.

          And I though I was writing a novel……

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  2. Damn… ain’t that some shit..?

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    1. really is… ill have to just get coffee behind her back now

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      1. Starbucks Via packets. You can make coffee anywhere you go. Legendary

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  3. Lol. This was great, Lou! I agree with dronstadblog

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    1. hahah thanks… and ya, i think he said it pretty well

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  4. You’re pw’d man…

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    1. hahah im fine with it as long as the pussy is good

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  5. Time to move the coffee maker to the bedroom!

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    1. hahah i think so… no more Dunkin i guess

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  6. You need a girl who can let it go😜

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    1. haha ya youre right… she’s a worrier

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      1. She will learn,don’t worryπŸ˜‰

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        1. i guess we’ll see

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  7. Thanks for sharing that nice intimate moment. But wait! The emotional blackmail will grow larger and become insidious until you are her complete slave! Trust me on this my degenerate friend…

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    1. i guess so… that seems to be the general reaction here.. ill have to watch out

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      1. Death by a thousand cuts. Women start with one small, insignificant request…then it grows and grows until your entire life is controlled, owned, caged. Ask any older man who’s been married or is married. It is insidious. So drink up before she consumes you!

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        1. wow. sounds like youve been there. ill take your word. maybe i should get out now

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          1. Get out on the next “demand.” Meanwhile, have fun!

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    2. This does not seem like normal behavior?? Maybe a little bit clingy – or a past with cheaters? Something to watch for and consider!

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  8. That’s too bad, seems like the perfect way to show it was more than just another one nighter. What a great gesture! To make it easier, get some to go on the way home & heat it up the next morning 😊🍡!

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    1. oh ya, good idea! … thanks for reading

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  9. Buy her a coffee maker. You’re a good guy Lou. πŸ™‚

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    1. i think i should… and thanks, that’s nice of you

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  10. Good solution – that makes you a keeper

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    1. haha thanks i wish i really was

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  11. So you have to choose between sex and coffee? Hmm, that’s a legitimately hard decision…

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    1. haha sometimes I can’t decide whats better

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      1. I have that problem too! I guess it depends on the who, what, and when of each situation.

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        1. i think so. right now im going with sex tho

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  12. Strange,relatable,and patterns we follow as archaic day to day drones…well penned good sir.
    excellent write.

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    1. im glad you see it. thanks for reading

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    1. right on. im in favor of it

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  13. How about tea? Or maybe cocoa? It’s supposed to be a comfort drink.

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    1. not a bad idea. ill give it a shot. thanks for reading

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      1. Always a pleasure reading you, sir.

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  14. Loved this piece! Your post cracked me up but is a little scary too. Sort of like a Hitchcock or Stephen King plot?? Did she have a rational answer for this response? Maybe some of the suggestions from above or something like JOLT? Ha!

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    1. haha thanks.. i think she just gets nervous

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  15. Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet and commented:
    Come see if you would reach the same conclusion as in “Coffee”

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  16. what about green tea……..

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    1. damn.. why didn’t i think about that

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  17. I love the use of left and right paired together. Oooh no coffee :(. lol πŸ™‚

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    1. thank you… but ya, no coffee is a bummer πŸ˜” haha

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      1. πŸ˜£πŸ€”πŸ˜₯πŸ™„

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  18. You could be the next Bukowski

    https://bukowski.net

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    1. if i could be anything even sort of like him ill feel accomplished.

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