I woke up
naked,
with her arms
around my head,
with my pants still
hanging around
my ankles,
sort of off
the bed.
My dick is sore,
and I feel her
bare legs
between mine.
Weird.
I don’t remember
fucking last
night.
I don’t know if
I had a condom on.
I don’t know if
I pulled out.
I don’t know if
she’s still on
birth control.
Fuck.
That makes me
uncomfortable.
Although,
I love her.
And she loves me.
And I guess the
worst that could
happen probably
wouldn’t even
be that
bad.
LOU RASMUS
big book guy
LOU RASMUS 
26 responses to “Worst Case Scenario”
Damn! Don’t you hate when that happens? Good luck Lou 😉
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haha thanks.. might need it
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Outrageous. You’re testing me, Lou. Thank you. I Love you, whatever choices you make.
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haha thank you for your support
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ha ha ha……some morning after is better do not remember and hope in no later surprises.
sorry on computer cant finish with a winking emoji
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haha fingers crossed
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Hey man…I never went to bed with an ugly woman…but I sure woke up with a lot of them. You’re playin’ with fire here.
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it happens… but its ok, the fire keeps things interesting
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It’s not that bad. It’s actually great! I love this. 🙂
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haha thank you
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When I read the 1st 2 lines I thought this was a continuation on the noisy dancers downstairs piece. Then I realized it was a rough draft for potential wedding vows. And your “Worst Case Scenario”… many would envy you Lou. 🙂
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nothing to envy, Forrest. thank you tho
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Cracking up. Smiling. Remembering that worry too. Although from another point of view.
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haha good times… or not. thanks for reading
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Yes, those moments. When you don’t know if you should be happy or scared shitless. Good luck, whatever happens.
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or both. thank you
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Congratulations 😉
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Wow, lou. Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” thanks you for following between fucks.
Tubularsock does also provide sagely advice on fucking and its ram-a-fa-cations if you need any.
Tubularsock is mostly focused on how the fucking political “leaders” are fucking us BUTT if you ever need “fatherly-sage” advice don’t hesitate to ask …….. Tubularsock has been there!
Cheers!
And how could Tubularsock not follow YOUR escapades! Some things are written in stone!
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haha hey Tubularsock … thanks for the comment. thanks for the follow. all that shit. looking forward to reading your blog
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ha. no. well maybe. thanks
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Here’s to her possibly, just possibly, being on the pill.
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one can hope
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Fucking hell man, tell it like it is
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haha i try
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Literally going thru a similar situation as of late, best of luck to us both, then again it’s luck that got us here in the first place I suppose
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haha yup. goodluck to you
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