Worst Case Scenario

I woke up
naked,
with her arms
around my head,
with my pants still
hanging around
my ankles,
sort of off
the bed.
My dick is sore,
and I feel her
bare legs
between mine.
Weird.
I don’t remember
fucking last
night.
I don’t know if
I had a condom on.
I don’t know if
I pulled out.
I don’t know if
she’s still on
birth control.
Fuck.
That makes me
uncomfortable.
Although,
I love her.
And she loves me.
And I guess the
worst that could
happen probably
wouldn’t even
be that
bad.

Published by lou rasmus

Lou Rasmus is an independent author from Chicago, IL. His works are largely focused on exploring the meaning of life – or lack thereof – while the themes of love, relationships, and self-loathing are also central to many of his stories. His upcoming novel, Primrose Isle, will be his third self-published title. Grapefruit Juice, a collection of bitter poems and short stories, and DEAD RED FISH, his semi-autobiographical debut novel about a young man coming to age on a road trip with his childhood friends, are also available on Amazon.

26 thoughts on “Worst Case Scenario

  1. When I read the 1st 2 lines I thought this was a continuation on the noisy dancers downstairs piece. Then I realized it was a rough draft for potential wedding vows. And your “Worst Case Scenario”… many would envy you Lou. 🙂

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  2. Wow, lou. Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” thanks you for following between fucks.

    Tubularsock does also provide sagely advice on fucking and its ram-a-fa-cations if you need any.

    Tubularsock is mostly focused on how the fucking political “leaders” are fucking us BUTT if you ever need “fatherly-sage” advice don’t hesitate to ask …….. Tubularsock has been there!

    Cheers!

    And how could Tubularsock not follow YOUR escapades! Some things are written in stone!

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