Worst Case Scenario

I woke up
naked,
with her arms
around my head,
with my pants still
hanging around
my ankles,
sort of off
the bed.
My dick is sore,
and I feel her
bare legs
between mine.
Weird.
I don’t remember
fucking last
night.
I don’t know if
I had a condom on.
I don’t know if
I pulled out.
I don’t know if
she’s still on
birth control.
Fuck.
That makes me
uncomfortable.
Although,
I love her.
And she loves me.
And I guess the
worst that could
happen probably
wouldn’t even
be that
bad.

26 responses to “Worst Case Scenario”

  1. Damn! Don’t you hate when that happens? Good luck Lou 😉

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    1. haha thanks.. might need it

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  2. Outrageous. You’re testing me, Lou. Thank you. I Love you, whatever choices you make.

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    1. haha thank you for your support

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  3. ha ha ha……some morning after is better do not remember and hope in no later surprises.
    sorry on computer cant finish with a winking emoji

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    1. haha fingers crossed

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  4. Hey man…I never went to bed with an ugly woman…but I sure woke up with a lot of them. You’re playin’ with fire here.

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    1. it happens… but its ok, the fire keeps things interesting

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  5. It’s not that bad. It’s actually great! I love this. 🙂

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    1. haha thank you

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  6. When I read the 1st 2 lines I thought this was a continuation on the noisy dancers downstairs piece. Then I realized it was a rough draft for potential wedding vows. And your “Worst Case Scenario”… many would envy you Lou. 🙂

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    1. nothing to envy, Forrest. thank you tho

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  7. Cracking up. Smiling. Remembering that worry too. Although from another point of view.

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    1. haha good times… or not. thanks for reading

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  8. Yes, those moments. When you don’t know if you should be happy or scared shitless. Good luck, whatever happens.

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    1. or both. thank you

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  9. Congratulations 😉

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  10. Wow, lou. Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” thanks you for following between fucks.

    Tubularsock does also provide sagely advice on fucking and its ram-a-fa-cations if you need any.

    Tubularsock is mostly focused on how the fucking political “leaders” are fucking us BUTT if you ever need “fatherly-sage” advice don’t hesitate to ask …….. Tubularsock has been there!

    Cheers!

    And how could Tubularsock not follow YOUR escapades! Some things are written in stone!

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    1. haha hey Tubularsock … thanks for the comment. thanks for the follow. all that shit. looking forward to reading your blog

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  11. ha. no. well maybe. thanks

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  12. Here’s to her possibly, just possibly, being on the pill.

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    1. one can hope

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  13. Fucking hell man, tell it like it is

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    1. haha i try

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  14. Literally going thru a similar situation as of late, best of luck to us both, then again it’s luck that got us here in the first place I suppose

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    1. haha yup. goodluck to you

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