Good Morning

There’s a dance studio below my apartment – DUHMPH DUMPH DUMPH DUMPH! There it goes right now. The stomping and stamping and DUHMPH DUHMPH DUHMPHing of a hundred feet all at once. There’s supposed to be a rhythm to it, but I can’t make one out. Not clearly, at least. It’s just a bunch of noise, and I’m still trying to sleep. I look at the clock. It’s only eight in the fucking morning. Ruthless bastards, don’t they know that it’s rude to dance this early? Don’t they have any goddamned deceny? DUHMPH DUHMPH DUHMPH DUHMPH! I turn over and try to block it out. I pull the pillow over my head. I pull the pillow over and I pull the sheets up. Anything to shut them up. But it’s not enough. Nothing’s enough. The drumming of feet won’t stop, and it won’t stop, and it won’t stop. I’m helpless. I’m at the mercy of the feet. “Fuuuck,” I moan, and I get up to make some coffee.

Published by lou rasmus

Lou Rasmus is an independent author from Chicago, IL. His works are largely focused on exploring the meaning of life – or lack thereof – while the themes of love, relationships, and self-loathing are also central to many of his stories. His upcoming novel, Primrose Isle, will be his third self-published title. Grapefruit Juice, a collection of bitter poems and short stories, and DEAD RED FISH, his semi-autobiographical debut novel about a young man coming to age on a road trip with his childhood friends, are also available on Amazon.

30 thoughts on “Good Morning

  1. You ought to join them, dude. For real. What’s that saying, “If you can’t beat em, join em.” Especially dancing. That’s a really amazing activity. I love to dance!

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  2. Hi there Lou… I wouldn’t want to look like those Carebear-see-the-positive-in-every-situation people, but, at least the studio is downstairs, right? 😉 (just pulling your leg… have a great, hmmm good, ugh… have a day! 🙂 )

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  3. You always provide a good early read Lou.
    I would suggest you get out of bed, walk down there naked, and confront them about the noise.
    This should clear things up or at least you’ll make some new friends.
    (I’m presuming as it is a dance class it’s mostly women.)
    Cheers.

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