Sometimes I get so bored
that I just do things,
like masturbate,
or
polish my
guitar strings.
Sometimes I even clean
some stuff,
or
see how many cream puffs
I can shove in my mouth
at once.
And sometimes,
if it gets really bad,
I may even write
a poem.
Lou Rasmus is an independent author from Chicago, IL. His works are largely focused on exploring the meaning of life – or lack thereof – while the themes of love, relationships, and self-loathing are also central to many of his stories. His upcoming novel, Primrose Isle, will be his third self-published title. Grapefruit Juice, a collection of bitter poems and short stories, and DEAD RED FISH, his semi-autobiographical debut novel about a young man coming to age on a road trip with his childhood friends, are also available on Amazon. View more posts
hehehe, ohhhhh the disdain you toss at your art! 🙂 It seems you are polishing more than one thing in this little scenario of yours. Jessayin’.
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haha maybe i am
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well, do what you can, when u can. um hmm.
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i try… thanks for reading
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Honestly. I only stroke my willy when I’m really lonely. And that, sadly it seems, is most of the time.
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same haha
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Hahahaha!
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This is great. (So how many cream puffs is it, anyway??) LOL
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i think i got 5 one time haha
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LMAO that’s awesome. Now I sort of want to try that myself!
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give it a shot.. let me know how it goes haha
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Yeah… I can see it now: I will randomly comment one day: Lou! I got X cream puffs to fit! And you’ll be like what the fuck is she talking about?? LOL
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hahaha hey im looking forward to it
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Do you have a guitar, or was that a euphemism? 😉
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maybe both
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Good. I was hoping so.
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Shoving cream puffs in ones mouth while masturbating is quite the image!
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the epitome of self indulgence.. or something like that
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Funny I find myself in the same time and space
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great minds… or something like that
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