Yesterday I went to a dinky little diner, and I had a greasy little breakfast, and I talked to this old little racist man about how dangerous big cities are:
“There’s so much crime,” he said.
“I know,” I said back.
“There’s just so many gangs,” he said.
“I know,” I said again, and I started eating my greasy little breakfast a little bit quicker. But I couldn’t finish it fast enough. I couldn’t finish it before he told me a story about this one time when he was working in a city, on some odd job or another, and he was approached by a gang member. I stopped him. “How did you know it was a gang member?”
“Well he had all these tattoos on his face, so…”
So obviously it was a gang member. Then he went on to tell me that he put his gun to the gangsters head, and threatened to pull the trigger if he didn’t leave him alone.
I said, “wow,” even though I couldn’t help but think that this old little racist man was just being racist.
“So just stay out of those cities,” he said. “They’re not safe.”
“I know,” I said. Then I finished my breakfast. Finished my coffee. Paid. And I left the dinky little diner to find a tattoo parlor where I could get a face tattoo. Fucking old little racist man.
Laughing my fucking face off at the ending of this piece. Great shit here.
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haha thank you, man
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Hilarious!
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haha thank you
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Stay away from that Fucking old little racist man.
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but i like the diner…
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😝
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I had no idea gang members could be intimitated so easily. Ha ha!
Of course if you have many tattoos, you’re a gang member. You have many piercings? You are a junkie. You wear black? You are an anarchist and a threat to shopping malls. Stupidity all around the planet.
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people are funny
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Goes to show that racists know how to brag about power-sort of like armchair fishermen.
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exactly. thanks for reading
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Haha. Awesome. Some people are just ignorant as F@#&!
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fuckers
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There’s a message in there somewhere Lol !
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Haha! Awesome! You go show that little racist man 😀
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right on
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ya this one was positive
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my comment fell below… but yes, there’s a good moral to this one
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Racist pricks boil my piss.
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hahah … yup
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