We kissed last night.
It was our first.
I didn’t think she
Was going to let me
But it was worth
Giving it a try.
Just when she leaned
Back into me I was
Caught by surprise,
And I almost missed.
How embarrassing that
Would have been.
But I didn’t, because
I’m Lou, the sex-driven,
Degenerate writer
Who eats pussy and
Fucks girls just the
Way that they need
To be fucked.
Yup.
So I unbuttoned her
Shirt and I pulled
Off her pants, and
I pushed into her
Until I busted my nut.
It didn’t last long
But I pumped until I
Ran out of breath.
I tried.
I just don’t think that
She was really impressed.
Maybe I’m a phony.
LOU RASMUS 
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