Church

I went to church
This morning.
I thought it
Would be nice,
And I figured
I could use
Some positive
Informing.
Well, at least
That’s what
She said, my
Good little
Church girl,
She thought it
Would be
Good for me.
But then I
Asked, wait,
What if it’s
Boring?

And she said
Don’t worry,
If you go,
I’ll let you fuck
Me in the ass later.

2 responses to “Church”

  1. Awww Lou, that’s so sweet. Your poetic prowess is most potent at the end, but God moves in mysterious ways. “Narrow is the gate and cramped the road leading off into” conversion, I guess. I will be looking out for [pick one] Saint/Deacon/Monk/Reverend/Pastor Lou Rasmus, apostle and preacher to the ex and active degenerates.

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