I went to church
This morning.
I thought it
Would be nice,
And I figured
I could use
Some positive
Informing.
Well, at least
That’s what
She said, my
Good little
Church girl,
She thought it
Would be
Good for me.
But then I
Asked, wait,
What if it’s
Boring?
And she said
Don’t worry,
If you go,
I’ll let you fuck
Me in the ass later.
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Lou Rasmus is an independent author from Chicago, IL. His works are largely focused on exploring the meaning of life – or lack thereof – while the themes of love, relationships, and self-loathing are also central to many of his stories.
His upcoming novel, Primrose Isle, will be his third self-published title. Grapefruit Juice, a collection of bitter poems and short stories, and DEAD RED FISH, his semi-autobiographical debut novel about a young man coming to age on a road trip with his childhood friends, are also available on Amazon.
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Awww Lou, that’s so sweet. Your poetic prowess is most potent at the end, but God moves in mysterious ways. “Narrow is the gate and cramped the road leading off into” conversion, I guess. I will be looking out for [pick one] Saint/Deacon/Monk/Reverend/Pastor Lou Rasmus, apostle and preacher to the ex and active degenerates.
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haha thank you… i like the idea of rev Lou
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