LOU RASMUS

big book guy

Morning Commute

I like to jerk off
While I drive to work,
Because it helps me
Get rid of all of my nerves,
Although it sucks
When I cum on my shirt,
Or when I swerve
Into the next lane,
Because people always
Give me shitty looks
For jerking off
Behind the wheel,
Like I’m some perv,
Or something.

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12 responses to “Morning Commute”

  1. suesuzzz Avatar
    suesuzzz

    such bad luck lmao…

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  2. prior.. Avatar
    prior..

    well I have seen people doing this behind the wheel plenty of times – and laughed to read your poem about it – hah

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    1. lourasmus Avatar
      lourasmus

      haha thanks

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  3. Just_Me Avatar
    Just_Me

    The other day
    I saw some guy pull up
    In front of my house
    With his pants down
    And cock out
    So you’re not the only perv around

    *cheers to good times in the car hahaha

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    1. lourasmus Avatar
      lourasmus

      wow. what an experience haha

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  4. M.G. Daniel Avatar
    M.G. Daniel

    Unholy crap Lou, you do? Hehehe, this is funny in a scary, freaky kind of way.

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  5. M.G. Daniel Avatar
    M.G. Daniel

    Lou, Lou, Lou. I pray you have: 1) good insurance against damage to you, your vehicle and others; 2)good protection – I mean with so many moving targets nearby you never know who will get struck with a little Lou; 3) good eyesight – to spot the cops before they declare you an ‘active shooter’ and CAP you for drive-by shooting; 4) good God’s help to find (safer) hands-free ways of relieving your anxiety – like an ejaculatory prayer; that’s a thing eh… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculatory_prayer

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    1. lourasmus Avatar
      lourasmus

      haha i appreciate the advice M.G., but im not sure if i will be taking up any ejaculatory prayers anytime soon. not sure if God is really my style.

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      1. M.G. Daniel Avatar
        M.G. Daniel

        That’s ok. To each his own. Who knows, you just may be God’s style. I hope not, but in case you get pulled over for jerk driving…who u gonna call?

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      2. lourasmus Avatar
        lourasmus

        the cumbusters, absolutely.

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      3. Just_Me Avatar
        Just_Me

        Hahahahahaha fucking hilarious.

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      4. M.G. Daniel Avatar
        M.G. Daniel

        Ha. Haha. This round to Lou.

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