I like to jerk off
While I drive to work,
Because it helps me
Get rid of all of my nerves,
Although it sucks
When I cum on my shirt,
Or when I swerve
Into the next lane,
Because people always
Give me shitty looks
For jerking off
Behind the wheel,
Like I’m some perv,
Or something.
LOU RASMUS
big book guy
Morning Commute
12 responses to “Morning Commute”
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Lou, Lou, Lou. I pray you have: 1) good insurance against damage to you, your vehicle and others; 2)good protection – I mean with so many moving targets nearby you never know who will get struck with a little Lou; 3) good eyesight – to spot the cops before they declare you an ‘active shooter’ and CAP you for drive-by shooting; 4) good God’s help to find (safer) hands-free ways of relieving your anxiety – like an ejaculatory prayer; that’s a thing eh… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculatory_prayer
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LOU RASMUS 
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