Queef

True love is when
She makes you laugh,
Even though she’s not
Trying to be funny;
Or when she turns you on,
Even though she’s not
Trying to be sexy.
True love is when she
Queefs on your cock
While you’re fucking
Her from behind but
You keep fucking her
Anyways, because even
Though she just farted
Out of her vagina she
Is still the funniest,
Sexiest girl you have
Ever known, and she
Can queef on your cock
As much as she likes.

… because Braeden was bold enough to write a poem entitled “Queef” on my suggestion, I thought it was only fair to write one myself, too. i hope you enjoyed this. 

Published by lou rasmus

Lou Rasmus is an independent author from Chicago, IL. His works are largely focused on exploring the meaning of life – or lack thereof – while the themes of love, relationships, and self-loathing are also central to many of his stories. His upcoming novel, Primrose Isle, will be his third self-published title. Grapefruit Juice, a collection of bitter poems and short stories, and DEAD RED FISH, his semi-autobiographical debut novel about a young man coming to age on a road trip with his childhood friends, are also available on Amazon.

6 thoughts on “Queef

      1. lol. Thanks to you I now have a new synonym for love. I will use it when writing love poems, as liberally as people now use covfefe

        Liked by 2 people

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: