LOU RASMUS

True love is when
She makes you laugh,
Even though she’s not
Trying to be funny;
Or when she turns you on,
Even though she’s not
Trying to be sexy.
True love is when she
Queefs on your cock
While you’re fucking
Her from behind but
You keep fucking her
Anyways, because even
Though she just farted
Out of her vagina she
Is still the funniest,
Sexiest girl you have
Ever known, and she
Can queef on your cock
As much as she likes.

… because Braeden was bold enough to write a poem entitled “Queef” on my suggestion, I thought it was only fair to write one myself, too. i hope you enjoyed this.