The cat always has to be
Here,
Or there,
Or somewhere
Near.
Just standing,
Or sitting,
Or laying down,
Halfway-twisted on her back
So that she can
Lick her cat pussy;
Doing anything
Just as long as she’s
Near.
So it’s not my fault
If she’s in my room,
Or on my bed,
Or my lap,
When I start to jerk off.
She’s the pervert
Who came into
My room
First.
LOU RASMUS 