I have too much dignity
To use Tinder,
Or Bumble,
Or any other hookup site.
I’m not desperate.
I don’t need a meaningless fuck,
Or an awkward date,
Just to feel liked.
I’m better than that
– more dignified than that…
So I open Pornhub,
And I jerk the fuck out of my dick.
Lou Rasmus is an independent author from Chicago, IL. His works are largely focused on exploring the meaning of life – or lack thereof – while the themes of love, relationships, and self-loathing are also central to many of his stories. His upcoming novel, Primrose Isle, will be his third self-published title. Grapefruit Juice, a collection of bitter poems and short stories, and DEAD RED FISH, his semi-autobiographical debut novel about a young man coming to age on a road trip with his childhood friends, are also available on Amazon. View more posts
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