Dignity

I have too much dignity
To use Tinder,
Or Bumble,
Or any other hookup site.
I’m not desperate.
I don’t need a meaningless fuck,
Or an awkward date,
Just to feel liked.
I’m better than that
– more dignified than that…

So I open Pornhub,
And I jerk the fuck out of my dick.

 

One response to “Dignity”

  1. Hahahahaha loved the humour in this!!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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